MF Magazine — underground print magazine of unverified phenomena
GALACTIC POSITION
◀ YOU ARE HERE
26100 LY FROM CORE
SIGNAL ANALYSIS
UNMARKED WHITE VANS3
PLAUSIBILITY42.0%
AMBIENT DREAD54.0%
COINCIDENCE DENSITY66.0%
CHATTER VOLUME78.0%
GALACTIC POSITION
◀ YOU ARE HERE
26100 LY FROM CORE
ORBITAL SWEEP
SIGNAL ANALYSIS
UNMARKED WHITE VANS3
PLAUSIBILITY42.0%
AMBIENT DREAD54.0%
COINCIDENCE DENSITY66.0%
CHATTER VOLUME78.0%
61.0%
AGENCY CONFIDENCE
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ORBITAL SWEEP // KX-9
LAT
38.9000
LON
-77.0000
ALT
1140m
CARRIER WAVE
CONFIDENCE
61.0%
AGENCY CONFIDENCE
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ONGOING PROJECT ACOUSTIC KITTY // CIA SURGICALLY WIRED A CAT // CAT LEFTINTERN GRANTED LEVEL 7 CLEARANCE IN ERROR // INTERN IS NOW OUR SUPERVISORCORRECTION // SHOULD HAVE READ 'LIZARD PERSON' // SINGULAR // WE KNOW WHICH ONEDAY 2 SINCE LAST DISAPPEARANCE // PREVIOUS RECORD: DAY 2THE FAX MACHINE RECEIVED SOMETHING // WE DO NOT OWN A FAX MACHINEBUILDING 7 HAS BEEN REBUILTLEAF CUTTER ANTS BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS IN COSTA RICABIGFOOT HAS A LINKEDINSEAN KEEPS DRINKING MY EGGNOG FROM LAST STAFF MEETINGINTERCEPTED COMMS FROM CIA HEADQUARTERS MOSTLY ARGUING ABOUT TRUMPPINEL IMPLANTSTATUS: THE AGENCY IS 61% CONFIDENT IN ALL OF THE ABOVEONGOING PROJECT ACOUSTIC KITTY // CIA SURGICALLY WIRED A CAT // CAT LEFTINTERN GRANTED LEVEL 7 CLEARANCE IN ERROR // INTERN IS NOW OUR SUPERVISORCORRECTION // SHOULD HAVE READ 'LIZARD PERSON' // SINGULAR // WE KNOW WHICH ONEDAY 2 SINCE LAST DISAPPEARANCE // PREVIOUS RECORD: DAY 2THE FAX MACHINE RECEIVED SOMETHING // WE DO NOT OWN A FAX MACHINEBUILDING 7 HAS BEEN REBUILTLEAF CUTTER ANTS BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS IN COSTA RICABIGFOOT HAS A LINKEDINSEAN KEEPS DRINKING MY EGGNOG FROM LAST STAFF MEETINGINTERCEPTED COMMS FROM CIA HEADQUARTERS MOSTLY ARGUING ABOUT TRUMPPINEL IMPLANTSTATUS: THE AGENCY IS 61% CONFIDENT IN ALL OF THE ABOVE
ONGOING PROJECT ACOUSTIC KITTY // CIA SURGICALLY WIRED A CAT // CAT LEFTINTERN GRANTED LEVEL 7 CLEARANCE IN ERROR // INTERN IS NOW OUR SUPERVISORCORRECTION // SHOULD HAVE READ 'LIZARD PERSON' // SINGULAR // WE KNOW WHICH ONEDAY 2 SINCE LAST DISAPPEARANCE // PREVIOUS RECORD: DAY 2THE FAX MACHINE RECEIVED SOMETHING // WE DO NOT OWN A FAX MACHINEBUILDING 7 HAS BEEN REBUILTLEAF CUTTER ANTS BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS IN COSTA RICABIGFOOT HAS A LINKEDINSEAN KEEPS DRINKING MY EGGNOG FROM LAST STAFF MEETINGINTERCEPTED COMMS FROM CIA HEADQUARTERS MOSTLY ARGUING ABOUT TRUMPPINEL IMPLANTSTATUS: THE AGENCY IS 61% CONFIDENT IN ALL OF THE ABOVEONGOING PROJECT ACOUSTIC KITTY // CIA SURGICALLY WIRED A CAT // CAT LEFTINTERN GRANTED LEVEL 7 CLEARANCE IN ERROR // INTERN IS NOW OUR SUPERVISORCORRECTION // SHOULD HAVE READ 'LIZARD PERSON' // SINGULAR // WE KNOW WHICH ONEDAY 2 SINCE LAST DISAPPEARANCE // PREVIOUS RECORD: DAY 2THE FAX MACHINE RECEIVED SOMETHING // WE DO NOT OWN A FAX MACHINEBUILDING 7 HAS BEEN REBUILTLEAF CUTTER ANTS BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS IN COSTA RICABIGFOOT HAS A LINKEDINSEAN KEEPS DRINKING MY EGGNOG FROM LAST STAFF MEETINGINTERCEPTED COMMS FROM CIA HEADQUARTERS MOSTLY ARGUING ABOUT TRUMPPINEL IMPLANTSTATUS: THE AGENCY IS 61% CONFIDENT IN ALL OF THE ABOVE
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INTERCEPTED“I read MF in one sitting and I have not blinked since.”
“Better than my divorce. Hotter, too.”
“I gave a copy to my therapist and she has not returned my calls. I think she's hiding something.”
“Way too much truth per page.”
“I keep one in the glove box, one under the seat, and one at the bottom of a lake.”
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EVIDENCE BOARD
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